YKYAPW #6 - Binkies

You know you're a parent when you have more binkies in your purse than change.

YKYAPW #7 - Car

You know you're a parent when if someone showed up at your door and offered you a Maserati or a minivan,  you wouldn't hesitate as you snatched the minivan's keys right out of their hand and pushed them out of the way to go check out your sweet new ride.

YKYAPW #6 - Pockets

You know you're a parent when a binky falls out of your pocket while you're rifling around for change at Starbucks and you aren't the least bit embarrassed.

YKYAPW #5: Parents' bedtime

You know you're a parent when you wonder how fast you can actually fall asleep when you finally make it to bed. At 9pm. And you shoot for 2 minutes. 3 tops.

YKYAPW #4: Clothes

You know you're a parent when you spend more time picking out children's clothes to buy (you know, the clothes that your kid will only wear for a matter of weeks) than your own clothes (you know, clothes you'll wear FOR YEARS).