YKYAPW #2 - Crime

You know when you're a parent when you hear about a crime against a child and your reaction is less like, "Oh wow, that's horrible!" and more like, "OH MY GOD WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL COULD DO THAT THEY SHOULD BE SET ON FIRE!"

YKYAPW #1: Parents' Bedtime

You know you're a parent when at 9pm you think, "Man, it's getting late! I have to get in bed ASAP!" Which is immediately followed by the thought, "My 20-year-old self would totally kick my ass for thinking that right now."